There are things like n life that there’s just not much we can say or do about it but shake our heads and laugh.

Many years ago I went to work with a black eye. A co-worker asked me what happened and I replied that I got punched. She gasped and asked who punched me. …. I told her that I did.

About every 15 years or so my hand slips while I’m pulling up my covers and BAM … I punch myself in the face.